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dear lord, I love Russell Brand!!! [02 Nov 2010|07:00pm]
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"I wanted it (the dog) to be more of a puppy, so I could share in the joy of it's infancy and mold it into a bespoke companion adhering to some rather unique requirements; the mutt was due to be my only friend and salvation, you can't just get them off the rack. I'm sure when God was selecting Jesus for his mission to redeem the people of Earth he didn't just hurl a potato out of his office window shouting 'Whomever this spud may strike, boy, have I got a job for you!!!"

love that raunchy, crazy, lovely bastard. Check that, his parents were, in fact, legally wed when he was conceived. I think :P

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[08 Dec 2009|07:58pm]
Love by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two areInseperable
Your meeting was byChance
He/She is yourSweetheart
You are his/herSoulmate
Your love willNever end

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still get all excited and girly . . . [16 Mar 2009|05:25pm]
rick_spengler and I are going to NYC in May. I'm so happy there aren't words enough to express it :)

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woooooooow. Haven't seen one of these in a long time [06 Jan 2009|11:19pm]

The Nightmare Before Christmas is haunting love.

by sargeantangel

[05 Jul 2008|12:02am]
I hate myself. I can't sleep because of it either

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okay , so maybe I DON'T hate MySpace [25 Jun 2008|10:31pm]
received this from a new friend:
"Holy shit. A hot girl who likes ICP, Twiztid, Dethklok, and the sabres.......will you marry me? lol"

once in a while, someone randomly makes me smile

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just out of curiosity [27 May 2008|10:27pm]
is anybody else going to see Dethklok at Town Ballrrom on June 22nd? As it stands at the moment, I'm on my own which can lead to trouble

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strictly hypothetical of course [01 Feb 2008|08:31pm]
so if I had a choice of traveling . . .

should I go to NYC?

Or LA?

gimme some good reasons why

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[20 Jan 2008|01:05am]
updated the evil MySpace, y'all can now see what sorts of things I do with my life in my pics section

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wtf [19 Dec 2007|10:28pm]

so Chris Simon is suspended for 30 games (that's NHL for y'all that don't watch sports), which is the longest period of time that anyone has been suspended for. The second longest is . . . Chris Simon for 25 games >_<

Dude. The guy has a history of violence while on the ice. He's attempted suicide at least twice. He obviously has clinical problems, and whatever drugs he's doing aren't the ones he needs. He's a danger to himself and other people. I read about teammates saying what a good and calm guy he is, and that only makes me more worried. I couldn't stand him years ago when he was still playing for the Caps.

Gary, Colin: seriously, kick this guy out of the league and get him the help he needs

P.S. Since his F#@*ing teammates already hurt my boyfriend Derek Roy, I'm not sad he wasn't playing tonight

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[16 Dec 2007|09:53pm]
I love you all. No matter what your situation. Life is good, and it's only good if you're willing to work for it.

To anyone if it's good, 'good job'
to anyone else, 'keep trying'

almost the end of the year , still a lot of snazzy things that can be accomplished

and to diello, I got all issues of "Gloomcookie". I think it ended appropriately, but I'd always LOVE your feedback. I'd truthfully enjoy a continuation, but what do I know=P

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I'm sorry, I thought this was funny [18 Nov 2007|12:14am]
I saw a question posted on one of the communities I subscribe to, inquiring as to where someone in this town could purchase "vegan marshmallows"

I wasn't aware that such a thing existed. Aren't marshmallows entirely sugar, corn syrup, and air anyway?

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cuz I'll always be grateful [20 Oct 2007|09:13pm]

I met you when I was nine years old on the school bus. I think you were still in first grade, but you had an enormous amount of spunk for someone so small. I was surprised you wanted to talk to me, considering I was given to being quiet and having my nose stuck in a book. I remember you cuddling next to me and being happy that I'd read my book to you. I remember you yelling at your brother one day when he punched me in the stomach and ordered me to stay away from you (don't worry, we had a long conversation about that years later). I'll never forget how you stuck up for me, reviving my sentiment for the good in humanity. I remember how you forgot your Gizmo costume for the Girl Scouts Halloween party, and because you were wearing all black we made you look like a cat.

I'll miss you in the meantime, and look forward to when I can see you again

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Woo! My girlfriend!! [31 Aug 2007|11:41am]
Your results:
You are Catwoman
Wonder Woman
The Flash
Iron Man
Green Lantern
You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

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Wow. Some people are just really stupid [08 May 2007|06:46pm]
Ray Emery (goaltender for the Ottowa Senators if ya didn't know) was quoted saying: "I don't like Buffalo (the town). There's nothing to do on days off."

#1) Buffalo is a great town. We have one of the best parks systems, as well as one of the best library systems ever. Try reading a book (then again tell that to Takeo Spikes's kids, may they burn in hell). Better yet, go to Albright Knox, one of the premiere Art Galleries in the COUNTRY!

#2) You're facing the President's Trophy winner aka. the best team in the NHL-why on earth are you worrying about what you're going to do on YOUR DAYS OFF???

all my predictions have been dead on thus far:
series #1-Sabres in 5
series #2-Sabres in 6

my prediction here?-Sabres in 6

you try to hit my captain again, you'll have the wrath of a city on your head

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Can I pick which 5 Sabres???? [17 Dec 2006|01:09pm]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, mayhem613 sent to me...
Twelve cats drumming
Eleven cartoons piping
Ten guitars a-leaping
Nine vampires dancing
Eight tattoos a-milking
Seven collectables a-swimming
Six misfits a-dancing
Five bu-u-u-uffalo sabres
Four theatre productions
Three drag queens
Two jack daniels
...and a cher in an anarchy.
Get your own Twelve Days:

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yeah, probably [16 Dec 2006|07:18pm]
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."

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Hi y'all [27 Nov 2006|12:26am]
tommorow I'm going to be seeing Tenacious D with snakechapaev, rick_spengler, and my long lost love Kyle. Do you have ANY idea how much it hurts to suddenly lose contact with someone you talk to every day?? I can't blame him though-he's with the love of his life, and he deserves every happiness that come to him.

Is it too much to hope I might ACTUALLY get to meet Jack Black? I should be happy I get to see him play . . .

My boyfriend is awesome. He's got mad skilz, even physically destrying all enemies in his path, including Drewsildur :P

soooooo, ummmmmm since I have more icons to deal with I'm kinda tired of what I have as my "physical representation". My wonderous Polack father (as much as I love him) erased my lateset version of Photoshop when he had our computor debugged or whatever (like I said, he's a Polack and I'm like 1/4 of one by default). Once upon a time people had all sorts of pics of me, and I know y'all are creative. Would anyone be willing to be make a neat icon of me, because I love input.

I feel like a greedy bastard. I'm terminally oblivious, and I think I inadvertantly let my big sis know that I want a digital camera-badly! 2 years ago, she and her huband got my dad an I-Pod Shuffle (even though "our current computer won't support Windows '98 or 2000 inder to support I-Tunes"). Am I just silly for feeling this way?

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this got so much cuter since I can mysteriously use all my icons again [11 Aug 2006|11:14pm]

Who else is love?
pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

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[01 Jun 2006|03:53pm]
Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129
Favorite Color
Love of your life:syntheticacid
Best sex of your life:deadstardro
Will make you come 1000 times:rick_spengler
Will break your heart:snakechapaev
Best Kisser:winteranarth
Best cuddler:squeev2
You secretly dream of:noblesirrus
But this person dreams of you:disonantcadence
Will handcuff you and screw you silly:fossestyle323
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